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19 Meals Every Vegetarian Has Suffered Through

*grimace emoji*

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1. The Portobello Mushroom

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"I know, how about...a grilled rubber tire sandwich on the world's hardest-to-chew bread?" —every menu creator

2. The $12 Restaurant Boca Burger

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Could have made this at home for, like, 85 cents!!!! Fries, though.

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4. When You Order The Expensive Fish Dish Without The Fish And They Still Charge You The Original $32

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My man, it was like...farro and some peas?

6. The Quickly Improvised Wedding Entrée

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If you're moderately lucky: a creative arrangement of mashed potatoes and veggies. If you're not: a whole head of cauliflower drizzled with orange cheese sauce.

7. The "Gotta Cobble Together Two Sides"

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*prays for hefty portions*

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9. The Veg Option That's Way Richer And Probably Less Healthy Than The Meat Option

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Pro: It tastes DELICIOUS. Con: You will feel your bowels exploding shortly after eating.

10. The "We Made You A Full Plate Of The Steamed Vegetable Side Dish" Steakhouse Entrée

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At least it's healthy. Right?

11. Attack Of The Starches

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I ended up with a plate full of tasty carbs, but it was all I had, ya know? *wink*

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13. The "Well, There's Only One Token Vegetarian Entrée So I Guess I'm Getting That"

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Spoiler alert: It's mushroom risotto.

14. The "My Dinner Is Mostly Dessert"

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Commonly spotted at: Every. Single. Potluck.

15. The Bread Basket

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At every wedding: "Are you gonna eat your roll?"

17. The Cucumber Roll

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Me at dinner: "So glad they have a vegetarian sushi option!"

Me five minutes after dinner: "I am still so hungry because I basically ate just air."

18. The "There Wasn't Enough For Me To Eat, So I Got Drunk Really, REALLY Fast"

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Halfway through wedding dinner: *slurs* "IS THAT THE CHA CHA SLIDE????"

19. And The Purse Banana.

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When all else fails and you hit the bathroom with your emergency snack stash.

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