1. The Portobello Mushroom
2. The $12 Restaurant Boca Burger
3. The Three Butternut Squash Raviolis
4. When You Order The Expensive Fish Dish Without The Fish And They Still Charge You The Original $32
5. The "I Picked The Pepperonis Off For You" Pizza
6. The Quickly Improvised Wedding Entrée
7. The "Gotta Cobble Together Two Sides"
8. The Fast Food Make-Do
9. The Veg Option That's Way Richer And Probably Less Healthy Than The Meat Option
10. The "We Made You A Full Plate Of The Steamed Vegetable Side Dish" Steakhouse Entrée
11. Attack Of The Starches
12. The Dry Falafel
