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When new vegetarians talk about how much they miss meat, you're just like:
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It was SUPER awkward being the kid in class who couldn't eat the hot dog lunch on the field trip.
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You and your parents prayed every kids' menu had a grilled cheese or PB&J on it.
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You've REALLY heard every vegetarian joke in the book.
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And your whole life has been spent fending off the "protein" comments.
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And "But you don't know what you're missing!!"
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You have literally no idea how to cook meat.
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And someone had to explain the whole "how do you want your hamburger cooked?" thing to you.
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The thought of eating an entire steak makes you feel kind of queasy.
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When you were younger, you tried to fit in with your meat-eating friends.
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International travel has always been rough for you.
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And if you accidentally eat something with meat in it, you can tell RIGHT AWAY.
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You ate a LOT of spaghetti growing up.
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And rice. All the rice.
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You don't really crave fake meat.
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You've always felt a special bond with other vegetarians.
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When someone assumes you don't eat meat because it's "trendy" not to:
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And at the end of the day, you wouldn't have had your upbringing any other way.
