27 Food Truths Only People From San Francisco Understand
Don't cut us in the Dottie's line, and no one gets hurt.
1. It isn't REALLY brunch unless there's a line.
2. Or bottomless mimosas.
3. The wings at San Tung make riding the N Judah or selling your soul for street parking worth it.
4. THIS is not a burrito...
5. THIS is a burrito.
6. Don't waste time trying to read the tea leaves. Eat them.
7. This is the world's greatest beer.
8. Or maybe this is???
9. Waiting in line for a Mixt Greens salad will eat up your entire lunch break.
But their salads are totally worth the wait.
10. Forget turkey: THIS is what you eat for Christmas dinner.
11. Sometimes it's good to put a little coffee in your whiskey.
12. The best garlic fries in the WHOLE WORLD are sold at AT&T Park.
13. A Tartine morning bun cures a variety of aches and pains.
14. Broccoli on pizza is totally a thing, and it's insanely delicious.
15. The kimchi burritos at HRD might fuck with your stomach, but they’re so good you won’t even care.
16. Breakfast is best when it's Secret.
17. How many dumplings are too many? The limit does not exist.
18. Ex-New Yorkers, PizzaHacker is HERE. FOR. YOU.
19. It's worth braving the tourists to get some Boudin.
20. If you think this tastes gross... keep it to yourself.
21. If you're going to endure hanging out in a hipster park, at least use the opportunity to get hipster ice cream.
22. Math is hard, but drinking lots of beer in here isn't.
24. The bacon fried chicken sandwiches at Bacon Bacon are just as good as they sound.
Bacon makes everything better.