17. The Butternut Squash Risotto yelp.com Honorable mention: mushroom risotto. 16. The Soggy Hummus Wrap yelp.com It's 98.8% shredded lettuce. 15. The Goat Cheese, Beet and Walnut Salad yelp.com It's actually illegal in the US for restaurants to not serve this salad. 14. Portobello Mushroom anything yelp.com Step 1: Remove meat from meat dish.Step 3: Replace with portobello mushroom.Step 3: Aaaaand you're done! :( 13. The Steakhouse Fettuccine Alfredo yelp.com Did you see it? Can you find it?? There it is, hiding on the "Other House Favorites" portion of the menu! 12. The Side Caesar Salad yelp.com At several restaurants this is *literally* the only meat-free thing on the menu. 11. Butternut Squash Ravioli yelp.com Three raviolis @ $16.99/entree = ~$5.67 per ravioli. 10. The Penne Marinara yelp.com Me, in my head, between forkfuls: Coulda made this at home for like $1.75. 9. The Penne Primavera yelp.com.sg PENNE FOR YOUR THOUGHTS? Exactly like above but with broccoli. 8. Basically any kind of penne en.yelp.com.ph Ok, but seriously, what's with all the penne. 7. Roasted Vegetable Sandwich yelp.com me: *tries to take a bite*sandwich: *seven roasted red peppers spurt out of the other end* 6. The Three-Cheese Grilled Cheese yelp.com It's all fun and games until you can't poop for three days. 5. The Lukewarm Veggie Burger yelp.com + untoasted white bread grocery store bun. 4. The Caprese Sandwich On Ciabatta Bread yelp.com Points for fresh mozz, negative points for having to dislocate your jaw trying to chew off a bite. 3. The Salad That's Not Really A Salad instagram.com I guess if I HAVE to eat this bowl of mostly croutons and cheese, I can choke it down. 2. The Margherita Pizza yelp.com It's always the cheapest pizza AND it's PIZZA. I mean, come on. 1. Eggplant Parm yelp.com Tbh I want to eat all my vegetables fried, smothered in cheese and with a side of pasta.