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17 Token Vegetarian Menu Choices, Ranked

Soggy veggie wrap >>> portobello mushroom on a bun.

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17. The Butternut Squash Risotto

Honorable mention: mushroom risotto.
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Honorable mention: mushroom risotto.

16. The Soggy Hummus Wrap

It's 98.8% shredded lettuce.
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It's 98.8% shredded lettuce.

15. The Goat Cheese, Beet and Walnut Salad

It's actually illegal in the US for restaurants to not serve this salad.
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It's actually illegal in the US for restaurants to not serve this salad.

14. Portobello Mushroom anything

Step 1: Remove meat from meat dish.Step 3: Replace with portobello mushroom.Step 3: Aaaaand you're done! :(
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Step 1: Remove meat from meat dish.

Step 3: Replace with portobello mushroom.

Step 3: Aaaaand you're done! :(

13. The Steakhouse Fettuccine Alfredo

Did you see it? Can you find it?? There it is, hiding on the "Other House Favorites" portion of the menu!
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Did you see it? Can you find it?? There it is, hiding on the "Other House Favorites" portion of the menu!

12. The Side Caesar Salad

At several restaurants this is *literally* the only meat-free thing on the menu.
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At several restaurants this is *literally* the only meat-free thing on the menu.

11. Butternut Squash Ravioli

Three raviolis @ $16.99/entree = ~$5.67 per ravioli.
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Three raviolis @ $16.99/entree = ~$5.67 per ravioli.

10. The Penne Marinara

Me, in my head, between forkfuls: Coulda made this at home for like $1.75.
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Me, in my head, between forkfuls: Coulda made this at home for like $1.75.

9. The Penne Primavera

PENNE FOR YOUR THOUGHTS? Exactly like above but with broccoli.
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PENNE FOR YOUR THOUGHTS? Exactly like above but with broccoli.

8. Basically any kind of penne

Ok, but seriously, what's with all the penne.
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Ok, but seriously, what's with all the penne.

7. Roasted Vegetable Sandwich

me: *tries to take a bite*sandwich: *seven roasted red peppers spurt out of the other end*
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me: *tries to take a bite*

sandwich: *seven roasted red peppers spurt out of the other end*

6. The Three-Cheese Grilled Cheese

It's all fun and games until you can't poop for three days.
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It's all fun and games until you can't poop for three days.

5. The Lukewarm Veggie Burger

+ untoasted white bread grocery store bun.
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+ untoasted white bread grocery store bun.

4. The Caprese Sandwich On Ciabatta Bread

Points for fresh mozz, negative points for having to dislocate your jaw trying to chew off a bite.
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Points for fresh mozz, negative points for having to dislocate your jaw trying to chew off a bite.

3. The Salad That's Not Really A Salad

I guess if I HAVE to eat this bowl of mostly croutons and cheese, I can choke it down.
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I guess if I HAVE to eat this bowl of mostly croutons and cheese, I can choke it down.

2. The Margherita Pizza

It's always the cheapest pizza AND it's PIZZA. I mean, come on.
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It's always the cheapest pizza AND it's PIZZA. I mean, come on.

1. Eggplant Parm

Tbh I want to eat all my vegetables fried, smothered in cheese and with a side of pasta.
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Tbh I want to eat all my vegetables fried, smothered in cheese and with a side of pasta.

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