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This is What The World Would Be Like If Men Breastfed

“I’m gonna whoop your ass in the game, but I’m also gonna whoop you at pumping.”

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Women who breastfeed in public have been the subject of a lot of controversy and criticism. We decided to imagine a world where men breastfed -- would they be the object of the same unfair treatment?

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If men breastfed, changing rooms might be a lot nicer and they'd have access to a lot more HD sports channels.

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Careful of that baby when you're doing a touchdown dance, bro!

Men wouldn't have to miss a minute of work to pump -- they'd just whip it out and pump right there in a quarterly meeting.

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You go, buddy! Great TPS report this week.

Milk competitions might spring up everywhere!

"Honey? Did you tell Jason that your milk could beat up his milk in a fight? That's not very nice."
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"Honey? Did you tell Jason that your milk could beat up his milk in a fight? That's not very nice."

Instead of having to cover up while shopping or out and about, men could just be whipping those milk-producers out all over the place.

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Forget making lactation cookies — they’d be sold in grocery stores so you can focus on your lactation ribs recipe.

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And finally, the logical conclusion of a world where men breastfed: ULTIMATE. BREASTMILK. OLYMPICS.

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Suns out, milk guns out, gents.

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