Women who breastfeed in public have been the subject of a lot of controversy and criticism. We decided to imagine a world where men breastfed -- would they be the object of the same unfair treatment?
If men breastfed, changing rooms might be a lot nicer and they'd have access to a lot more HD sports channels.
Men wouldn't have to miss a minute of work to pump -- they'd just whip it out and pump right there in a quarterly meeting.
Milk competitions might spring up everywhere!
Instead of having to cover up while shopping or out and about, men could just be whipping those milk-producers out all over the place.
Forget making lactation cookies — they’d be sold in grocery stores so you can focus on your lactation ribs recipe.
And finally, the logical conclusion of a world where men breastfed: ULTIMATE. BREASTMILK. OLYMPICS.