1. The disco ball globe...
2. When J.Lo's and Pitbull's grand entrance was ruined by the non-working globe.
Los reyes de la ceremonia @pitbull y @JLo Comienza la #FIFAWorldCupBrazil
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Los reyes de la ceremonia @pitbull y @JLo
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3. At least Pitbull was a gentleman about it.
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4. There was an array of weird creatures running around the field.
Grass people?
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5. Flower people?
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6. TREE PEOPLE?
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YUP, this is what nightmares are made of.
7. Whatever this was...
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8. Or this...
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9. The boy rowing a canoe...with a seatbelt on.
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10. ALL media outlets missed the inaugural goal.
Via Twitter: @michaelhayes
Emotional moment: MISSED.
11. And probably the most important of them all: Pitbull's pants.
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12. His diaper pants were just as bad in the front as they were in the back.
AP Photo/Frank Augstein
13. J.Lo and Claudia Leitte seem to agree with us.
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