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Can You Make It Through All These Sexy Soccer Players Without Breaking A Sweat?

Probably not.

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Let's start you off with some Cristiano Ronaldo.

Look at him suck on those lips.

UHHH NO WORDS, JUST DROOL.

daniaebfaehbflaiuwhebif!!

Or how about Olivier Giroud blowing you a kiss?

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And giving you that sexy stare.

Or this magical ab-appearing trick by Moritz Leitner

DAMN YOU MORITZ LEITNER

Or Gerard Pique looking at you like there's no one else in the world:

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How can anyone resist that smile?

OR WHATEVER HE IS DOING HERE:

How about Glen Johnson switching from serious to happy?

Or those abs.

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Now how about some Yoann Gourcuff?

Never stop running in slow motion Yoann!

I'm too distracted by his beauty to hear what he has to say.

Or how about some Thierry Henry licking his lips.

Not doing it for you yet?

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How about some Jesús Navas?

THOSE EYES, OMG!!

Maybe Xabi Alonso's smile will get those glands working.

Or his equally sexy serious face.

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Or how about some Shinji Ono doing a sexy jump-and-run during a game.

How about Ricardo Kaka's million dollar smile?

Too adorable.

OR THAT SERIOUS FACE.

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I can't.

Still no sweat?

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WELL, how about some David Beckham?

David

MOTHER

EFFING

BECKHAM

YUP, #fanningmyself