1. It's true. Dancing is more fun with a bigger butt.
2. How often are you called on to buy all new clothes? Sweet!
3. You totally look younger than skinnier people!
4. If everything is bigger, your boobs are likely bigger, too. Who doesn't like boobs? No one!
5. What with your luscious new form, 30 more lbs is a surprisingly great addition to one's romantic life. Truly.
6. You are not knocked over by a feather (or anything else). It feels good to be a bit more imposing.
7. You are less cold! Cozy, snuggly 30lbs.
8. The more to love is for real!
Cheers!