1. It takes a long time to grow enough hair to join the Kings guard.
2. Look out birds, that bear looks hungry!
3. Is this Horse Top Riding?
4. A hairstyle to guarantee you never sleep again.
5. For when you are feeling antisocial.
6. Who needs hats with hair like this?
7. No one can rain on your parade like you can.
8. Dr. Suess presents: The latest trend from Whoville.
9. Can't leave out a creative neckbeard full of snacks.
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