It would be Stassi vs. Kristen Cavallari for Queen Bitch
& I'm not sure who would win.
Lauren & Jax would date, & he would break her heart
Lo & Katie would bond over their sidekick status
There would be a toss up between Speidi & Tom & Kristen for most toxic couple
Whitney Port & Ariana Madix would represent the classy, cool girls.
Stassi would give Lauren lessons on dealing with heartbeak
Take notes, LC!
Audrina & Kristen would be in the "bitter and not over it" club and would meet up to vent over wine
Jayde Nicole & Scheana Marie would be the resident brunettes causing drama
And all of this would make an amazing super-reality show. We would not be able to tear our eyes away from the screen for one moment for fear of missing a second of the delicious, petty drama.