10 High-Protein Foods To Name Your Baby After

You don't want your kid to be one of a million Kales, do you?

1. Pork Chop

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Bonus points if you name the kid's brother or sister Applesauce.

2. Wheat Germ

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Totally cute, right?!

3. Halibut

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Yes, you run the risk of the kid's classmates coming up with all sorts of butt-related nicknames, but at least it'll build character.

4. Tilapia

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If you want to stick with a fishy name but Halibut is a bit harsh for your taste, might I recommend Tilapia? It's actually a really pretty name if you set aside the fact that it's, you know, a fish.

5. Chorizo

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Depending on where you're from, there's a good chance a lot of people won't even know this is a type of sausage.

6. Quinoa

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Perfect if you want to raise a queen, since a fair amount of people don't know it's not pronounced "queen-oh-ah".

7. Yogurt

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Maybe your kid will be super popular and earn the nickname Froyo. One can dream, right?

8. Octopus

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Just think how cute your kid will look dressed up in a tentacled onesie!

9. Tofu

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Because everyone loves tofu... right?

10. Egg

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Let your Egg shine in a sea of Anns.