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Rainbow Food Is Literally Garbage

A colorful, glittering pile of (semi) edible garbage.

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Rainbow foods have taken over...AND THEY MUST BE STOPPED.

You might have noticed the rainbow food trend taking your Instagram feed by storm. Foodies are posting pictures of their technicolored foods at an alarming rate. It seems that every day a new rainbow creation is debuted.

Why am I against such a magical and lighthearted trend, you might ask?

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Those are burgers, people. Rainbow BURGERS.

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...to FUCKING FOUL abominations of bagels. How can something this HORRIFIC be called a bagel?

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Why so many sprinkles? Why so many colors? Bagels are a browned, delicious tradition passed down for generations. They are NOT a dense, overworked, phosphorescent ring of disappointment.

The rainbow started to show up in the most unholy of places, proving the trend had NO boundaries...

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Food should have to TASTE GOOD, not be a 1,001 colors and glitter shades! This is a grilled cheese, BTW.

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Why does a meal have to be a party?

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We seemed to forget that high concentrations of food coloring adds a distinctively DISGUSTING flavor to anything it touches.

WHY did we let these melted monstrosities happen?

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These colors are nature's warning that poison is present. LISTEN TO YOUR INSTINCTS, PEOPLE.

It's time the colorful catastrophe came to an end.

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This unorthodox unicorn roll has broken the sacred bond of what sushi should be. RAINBOW SPRINKLES AND CRAB DO NOT MIX, PEOPLE. Jiro would NOT be proud!

And in case you're wondering, YES I'VE TRIED THIS TREND.

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The worst thing you could do to a milkshake is deck it out with literally all your least favorite childhood candies. I was not excited to taste...

If unicorn food is your thing, then by all means chow down on your multicolored pizza.

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Let that neon purple cheese melt it's way right into your heart.

But please, keep me away from this colorful hipster bullshit.

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Because I'm eating for flavor, NOT for the 'gram.

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