1. Taking multiple hors d'oeuvres at once.
2. Making noise next to someone in a public bathroom.
3. Listening to One Direction at work.
4. Or listening to a capella...ever.
5. (Ab)using Tinder.
6. Facebook stalking everyone in the universe.
7. Religiously checking how many "likes" we get.
8. Watching rom-coms alone.
It's been scientifically proven that you're exponentially less lonely if Hugh Grant is by your side.
9. Or hysterically crying during dog movies.
10. Only reading lowbrow literature.
11. Repeating the same outfit over and over and over.
12. Taking 5 billion variations of every selfie before sending.
13. Your pit stains.
14. Or your belly for that matter.
15. How about hickeys?
16. Buying condoms: "Um... hi can I have *in a low voice* one pack of Trojans?"
17. Performance anxiety.
18. "Personal time."
19. Not remembering someone's name after meeting them numerous times.
20. Sounding "dumb" in class.
21. Not having heard of the "cool" new band.
Your life will be a a lot better with this kind of attitude.
