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There was once a burrito named Juan Gomez...
Unsatisfied with his mild love life, the 25-year-old burrito from Sydney turned to Grindr for some hot and saucy fun
There he met Liam. Sure he was no enchilada, but Juan thought he looked hotter than chipotle sauce
He decided to play it cool, opening with a corny pun...
But the conversation suddenly heated up...
Juan even opened up about his taste for some spicy 'heavy petting'
Liam found everything he was looking for in main dish, but Juan made it clear he was only looking for a quick bite
But Juan wasn't looking for love at all. Juan was a money boy and if you wanted to take a bite you'd need to pay!
They organised a place to meet. Where else would a burrito as hot as Juan turn tricks but at Guzman Y Gomez?
Juan even sweetened the deal, inviting his best friend Corona over for a threesome...
Liam was hooked. Why not have both?!? This was his lucky day!
A few minutes and $10 later it was all over and Liam never heard from Juan Gomez again...
To Liam, Juan Gomez would always be the one that got away...
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