Why Anne Hathaway's Tits Deserve An Oscar

It's about time...

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Dear Academy. For years your prestige has determined the standard for cinematic excellence, but it has now come to my attention that you have unjustly denied recognition to two of our favorite Hollywood Stars... Anne Hathaway's left and right boob.

Their performance in Havoc was very moving. Her nipples added a truly dynamic visual that complimented the cinematography and yet, no nomination.

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In Broke Back Mountain, Anne Hathaway's boobs performed amazingly and stuff! Without her boobs, that movie would have been really boring and kind of gay... YET it won no Oscars!

Just look at her boobs in 'Love and Other Drugs' and tell me those tits aren't Oscar worthy!!!

Now the time has come. Give Anne Hathaway's Rack the Oscar it deserves!!!

I mean just look at that cleavage....

That Crack...

That emotion...

Do the right thing! Give those tits an Oscar in 2016!!!

In conclusion:

Did anyone find this article objectifying, sexist, degrading and down right disgusting? Well before all the Feminists start going off on me for being a misogynistic pig, I'd like to tell you what inspired me to write this article...

Matt Bomer's Ass Deserves An Emmy

Written by Buzzfeed Staff Writer: Matt Stopera

When I posted a comment on this article, explaining why it was inappropriate, disrespectful and disgusting, I was laughed off being told to "Lighten up" and "take a joke" before being asked if my "Dick was working properly?"

Perhaps through this example, the women on Buzzfeed may be able to understand why I, as a gay man who's been cat called, degraded, sexualized, harassed and then told to "lighten up, take a compliment", found this article so disturbing. Since the Buzzfeed community thinks articles that sexualize the nudity in an actors performance are perfectly fine, then I hope no one minds if I leave this post right here.

However, if you think this article is disgusting and shouldn't be published, then I suggest you apply that same standard when the objectification applies to a male specimen.