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What's Your Starbucks Name?

Fight the power! Take your name back!

If only making coffee at home wasn’t so hard!

Jesse Benjamin • 4 years ago

Don’t make me hangry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m hangry.

“[…]Dogs and cats, living together! Mass hysteria!” - Dr. Peter Venkman

Contrary to popular belief, strong women who didn’t give a fuuuuuck existed before Beyoncé!

Please pour out a reasonably priced, craft beer for these brave souls.

First Rule of Pit Bull Club: Tell literally everyone about your pit bull.

Geronimo! These Doctor Who facts are as weird as the Slitheen are ugly!

We are so proud to show off our tattoos! However, we're also not human-coffee-table-books.

Harry Potter is fantasy, but the names of those spells are kind of real!

There is no good reason to trust cats. Too bad we love them anyway.

The bad news is that you’re probably a weirdo. The good news is that everyone else is, too.

Thick hair, don't care.

Jesse Benjamin • 4 years ago

Cats are the best! But sometimes they give you that look like Regina George judging you.

When it comes to bugs, who’s the most badass? LADYBUGS, that’s who!

Dogs are man’s best friend. But would it kill them to say sorry for some of this stuff?