THE PEOPLE BEST BEFORE DATE REGISTRY
Welcome to our official registry. Here you will find everthing you need to know about how, why, where, and when you can obtain your Best Before Date.
Simply answer our comprehensive questionnaire as accurately and honestly as possible. Your results are then automatically tabulated against societal norms and calculated to determine when you are no longer useful to society.
Seriously WTF - this kid is getting a tattoo on his forehead.