12. President William Howard Taft
“Oh, that’s a moustache, right? It looks a bit like somebody painted a moustache on a coffee cup but I know you wouldn’t try to shit that front of the only person to ever be both president and Chief Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court.”
- Italy has declared a state of emergency in the areas hardest hit by Wednesday's earthquake. At least 250 people have died and 400 others were injured.