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    12 Reasons Why My Kitten Is Better Than Yours

    I love cats, all cats. But my one is simply better than yours. This is why.

    1. He's 'special'.

    2. He knows to keep his face out of the sun when tanning.

    3. He's a true gentleman.

    4. He always gets the best spot on the bed.

    5. He loves showing off his body.

    6. He's not afraid to speak his mind.

    7. He has impeccable table manners.

    8. He knows how to treat a lady.

    9. He appreciates fine dining.

    10. He's cooler than a polar bear's toenail.

    11. He loves accidentally jumping in the bath.

    12. He has a keen interest in sport.