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He "accidentally" stayed out with his boys too long and missed dinner.
After a couple of great dates, he says, "I need time to think things out".
And then you cry to your girlfriends, but it was literally only one date.
You took her on the most expensive date and she still wouldn't give you booty.
You've been exchanging messages online for weeks...and he still won't ask you out.
He takes you to Chipotle on the first date and pays for himself.
Wait, you said you were how many inches?
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