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1.A linen spray to make your bedsheets smell like roses, or lavender, or even grapefruit! *Sniffs, falls back asleep*
2.A set of tufted pillow covers for anyone who loves a bohemian vibe but will never make it to actual Bohemia because their bed is just too comfortable now.
3.A temperature-regulating Hygro cotton comforter with moisture-wicking powers for keeping you at your perfect sleeping temp throughout the year. No more waking up in cold sweats!
4.A wire script sculpture that'll add an elegant flair to any spare wall space. If you're going to stay in bed all day, why settle for looking at boring, empty walls?
5.A throw blanket designed to keep you super warm with all its fuzy goodness because, you know, *winter is coming*.
6.A pack of wax oil candles that'll last longer than your average candle, meaning more time in bed, which is clearly the goal here.
7.A lamp perfect for all times of day and night that you are spending in bed because it's dimmable, has touch control, AND can charge your phone.
8.A shredded foam back pillow so you can sit up in bed to read or binge watch the entire series of Queer Eye on Netflix!
9.A bedside caddy to keep your phone, remote, and current favorite book all in one place so you never have to search the sheets again.
10.A shredded memory foam pillow so you can stay cool and have your pillow mold to your sleeping position so you never have to get out of bed to find a better pillow.
11.Or a set of two down alternatives pillows, because you can't remember the last time you bought a fresh set and you just don't know what you're breathing in at this point.
12.A pair of blackout curtains for anyone avoiding the sun. Forget daylight savings, these will give you darkness 24/7.
13.A retro-inspired alarm clock that'll tell time and also make tea. Now you can burn the tip of your tongue from the comfort of your very own bed.
14.A luxurious canopy kit you can install quickly for long days of pretending you're the queen of the castle.
15.A pair of adorable narwhal slippers to keep your feet warm and happy while bedtime lounging. They also come with built-in heaters to keep your feet warm all winter long!
16.An adjustable bed tray with drawers for your knickknacks, a built-in mouse pad, and foldable legs for storage.
17.An 100% silk eye mask with an adjustable strap so you can pretend you have blackout curtains, even if you can't afford them.
18.A book holder that is also a travel pillow for the person who loves reading in bed all day, but whose arms also get tired from holding the book. *sigh*
19.A remote-controlled, dimmable, LED lightbulb for anyone who hates getting up to flip the switch.
20.A super soft Shiba Inu plushie so you never have to be alone in bed like, ever again!
21.A cozy headband made with headphones built-in (omg) so you can listen to Lizzo as you fall asleep thinking about how great you are.
Wow! I'm exhausted from all that shopping and I didn't even have to leave my bed!