The 12 Most WTF Beauty Trends That Need To Stay In 2017

Please. For hindsight's sake.

1. ~Wavy~ eyebrows

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One can admire the technique, but it's just a little too quizzical for our tastes.

2. "Glitter tongues"

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This has to be a choking hazard!!

3. Vulva-shaped nails.

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We're all about vulva power here, but you have to admit, there's a distinctly eerie vagina dentata vibe going on here.

4. Emoji face masks

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Well these are terrifying.

5. Nose hair extensions

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We won't ever tell you what to do with your body hair, but uh, this is one of our least fave renditions of it...

6. "Hand makeup"

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Impressive artistry — but so much so that we can't shake this feeling that there's an eyeball under there, too.

7. Putting condoms on beauty blenders

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There's no way it's worth the weirdness.

8. Wavy lips

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Too "Maybe she's born with it, maybe she has shaky aim," if we're being honest.

9. "Terrarium eyes"

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It's just one Disney Princess away from turning into a full-out meadow over here.

10. "Face jewels"

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Fierce AF, but how do you even get it all off afterward??

11. Glitter undercuts

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Houston, we may have reached glitter capacity over here.

12. Cat lips

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We're just...not feelin' the way it's looking at us.

This post was translated from French.