TV and Movies·Posted on Aug 12, 201923 Jokes About Watching Crime Shows That Are So Accurate"He didn't do it. There's too much time left."by Jen AbidorBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Naya Bee @naya_boynton i hate when crime shows are like “her nails are done but they’re a mess so a male had to have done them” like maybe she’s just bad at doing her nails weirdos 09:29 PM - 31 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. callie @gublertheist me after binge watching an entire season of criminal minds 08:31 PM - 02 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Sara's last brain cell @maybeSaraornot Me brain: you know, you could always fake your death I watch too many crime shows it needs to stop 04:06 PM - 30 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Trixie Mattel @trixiemattel On a crime show if they show a persons picture and not them for real, they are a dead Fred. 07:55 PM - 23 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. chelsea @LlKESWIFT my mom yelling at me at 3 am about how important it is for my health AND skin to sleep early and to not stay up watching crime shows on netflix me hitting next on my sixth ncis episode 06:03 AM - 01 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. ML @pandaexpress14 I watch way too many crime shows & won’t even let the neighbor come inside my house we just had a 5 minute convo thru the window 😂 09:10 PM - 30 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. a🌺 @reidetic_ me on ellen ellen: so i hear you like criminal minds! me: yes!! *serial killer walks out and murders me* me: omg ellen you didn’t 04:49 AM - 04 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Emma Wortley @emkawo The three (3) types of British crime shows: - title is a surname, makes you sad - title is a place name, makes you sad - “gosh isn’t murder positively beastly, oh well mustn’t let it ruin the village’s Paintings of Fences & Sheep competition, it’s the 50th anniversary after all” 08:45 AM - 13 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Mindy Kaling @mindykaling Being obsessed with crime shows is the new green drink for girls 06:17 PM - 04 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker Pretty stressed out about how dark the news is recently - better get back to my true crime podcasts, true crime shows, and true crime books 01:47 PM - 23 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. 🌟🇿🇦👑NTHAPELENG👑🇿🇦🌟 @NtapelengKomane I watch so much crime shows that when I turn off the TV, I wipe my fingerprints off the remote 😂💀 05:32 PM - 15 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. B 🏹 (FAN ACCOUNT) @TS7Track3 She’s watched way too many crime shows. 05:53 PM - 01 May 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 𝔖𝔭𝔞𝔫𝔦𝔰𝔥ℭ𝔞𝔫𝔡𝔶 🍭 @spanishcvndy i’m trynna watch crime shows & chill 06:17 AM - 06 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. wittyidiot @stephenszczerba As a single loner who is addicted to true crime shows my biggest fear is stumbling across a dead body bc I know my alibi isn’t going to cut it 03:03 AM - 24 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Becky G. @iambeckyg Sleep and crime shows. 07:42 PM - 08 Dec 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. MonsterKing @CerromeRussell Law and Order: Criminal Intent was my favorite of the shows, cause when Detective Goren tilted his head like this... Your ass going under the jail 04:08 PM - 04 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. joe @sad_tree [crime show] DETECTIVE: It looks like the guy that inserts dramatic music into our show has been.. *Flintstones theme song plays* Murdered 04:55 PM - 24 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Kristen @Kica333 Me trying to flirt: Do you like taking naps, and binge watching crime shows? 11:37 PM - 09 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Lisabug BBQJonze @Lisabug74 My husband has no idea that I’ve watched enough crime shows that I could train the FBI. 07:59 PM - 04 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. ray @cyclopsing chicago west sounds like the name of nbc’s newest hit crime show lol 06:59 PM - 19 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Kristen @Kica333 Did you know it was possible to run out of crime shows on Netflix? 03:06 AM - 18 Jan 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Julia Gulia 🌈 @JRobb773 Literally the only area of life I'm successful in is using my vacation days to stay home and binge-watch crime shows. 07:42 PM - 27 Dec 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Spence @SpenceDen *watching any crime show* He didn't do it. There's too much time left. 02:31 AM - 13 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite