This Might Be The Most Insane Job In "Bachelorette" History

    WTF is a "whaboom"?

    In Bachelor Nation, no job is too crazy to get you on the show. Wanna call yourself a pantsapreneur? GO FOR IT!

    Does your LinkedIn profile say "Dog Lover"? SOUNDS LEGIT!

    Well, I have some good news. The jobs on the upcoming season of The Bachelorette (which premieres on Monday) are NEXT LEVEL, much like this dramatic overhead shot:

    First up, there's Lucas. His job is a whaboom. Yes, you read that correctly...

    W-H-A-B-O-O-M. Whaboom. As in...whaaaaa the fuck?

    But I don't even think the WHABOOM is the craziest, because I'm sure it'll maybe make sense in context or something. The craziest job this season goes to Jonathan, who is a self-proclaimed TICKLE MONSTER.

    Let's be real, he LOOKS like the kind of guy who identifies as a tickle monster.

    TICKLE, TICKLE, MOTHERFUCKER.

    Check out all of Rachel's guys before the big premiere here. (The rest of them have pretty normal jobs, TBH. SO BORING.)