TV and Movies·Posted on Feb 2, 202018 "Shrek" Jokes That Are Honestly So Accurate"There are children being born whose PARENTS were not alive when Shrek (2001) came out."by Jen AbidorBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. sean maciel @seanmaciel Hallelujah is such a beautiful song. I still remember the first time I heard it, in the soundtrack to Shrek 06:46 PM - 16 Apr 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. sam @TheAccountOfSam shrek grossed 484 million just so we’re clear https://t.co/GmuMK2Momz 08:50 PM - 18 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. average joe @jazz_inmypants there are children being born whose PARENTS were not alive when Shrek (2001) came out.. Crazy how the years start coming and they simply do not stop coming 05:53 PM - 05 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Samantha Bush @samanthaabushh They look like the villagers in Shrek https://t.co/DZ9XVVnYiD 03:09 PM - 01 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Lili Reinhart @lilireinhart Just slowly realizing how good Fiona had it before Shrek came along. Not bothered by anyone, gets to sleep all day, has a nice view, doesn’t need to wear makeup or change clothes— 04:43 AM - 14 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Netflix US @netflix you have $15 to spend on the perfect man $300 - is well read $200 - smells terrific $400 - snappy dresser $10 - fights for the love of his life $4 - has solid relationship with his best friend $1 - is shrek $500 - human 05:55 PM - 26 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Go Trig Boy @2ndbaseboy This implies that Shrek's true self is less beautiful than his human self, which is NOT the lesson Shrek 2 tells us. 2/10 poor meme quality https://t.co/OQtd79ZbbA 09:17 AM - 11 Dec 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. melina ¨̮ @melmadara best songs ever, ranked: 1. All Star 2. I Will Survive 3. Hallelujah 4. Changes 5. Funky Town 6. Bad Reputation all of these songs were in the Shrek movies. coincidence? i think not. 02:50 PM - 13 Mar 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. JESSIE @kacjhickner I’ve never related more to a fictional character more than I do with Donkey from Shrek. Talks too much, sings during sentences for no reason, a little annoying, but for some reason you still let them hang around. 01:57 AM - 23 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. John Williams Stan Account @yeezus_jd Fiona: When I was a child, a witch put a spell on me that turns me into an ogre Shrek: 04:04 AM - 23 Jul 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Fvck @desechable0 Shrek dies in Infinity War. 12:56 AM - 30 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. matt @dogfather If you start watching Shrek on December 31st at 11:48.48, Donkey saying “i’m makin waffles” will be perfectly synced with the switch from 2017 to 2018 at midnight. Which is a great way to end and start the year. 🐴 04:13 PM - 17 Dec 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 🤴🏼💅🏼 @Spilling_The_T The Fairy Godmother singing ‘I Need A Hero’ in Shrek 2 https://t.co/cO4yrHgrff 05:55 PM - 14 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Luc @ellkay_ LADIES imagine this, it’s 15 years from now - you have three kids named Fergus, Farkle, and Felicia, your wife is a beautiful green princess, and you’re little donkey cheers you on from the comfort of your swamp. You’re Shrek. https://t.co/uD2a4glJ3U 05:14 PM - 21 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. James @CaucasianJames snape and lord farquaad gotta be related 12:27 AM - 02 Oct 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Damien Haas @DamienHaas I just realized that "Lord Farquaad" from Shrek is supposed to sound like "Lord f**k wad." Man, that movie has layers. Like an onion- OH MY GOD. 07:15 PM - 25 Jan 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. catie turner @hashtagcatie just remembered that donkey and the dragon from shrek had children 05:42 AM - 23 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. motherducker @houseandhens Cancelling plans is ok. Living alone is ok. Having layers is ok. Talking to a donkey is ok. Wanting to know what they’re doing in your swamp is ok. Going on a quest to rescue a princess for an evil lord is ok. Objecting their wedding on a dragon is ok. Do what u need to cope 04:21 AM - 06 Jan 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite