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    Updated on Feb 8, 2020. Posted on Feb 2, 2020

    18 "Shrek" Jokes That Are Honestly So Accurate

    "There are children being born whose PARENTS were not alive when Shrek (2001) came out."

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    Hallelujah is such a beautiful song. I still remember the first time I heard it, in the soundtrack to Shrek

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    shrek grossed 484 million just so we’re clear https://t.co/GmuMK2Momz

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    there are children being born whose PARENTS were not alive when Shrek (2001) came out.. Crazy how the years start coming and they simply do not stop coming

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    They look like the villagers in Shrek https://t.co/DZ9XVVnYiD

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    Just slowly realizing how good Fiona had it before Shrek came along. Not bothered by anyone, gets to sleep all day, has a nice view, doesn’t need to wear makeup or change clothes—

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    you have $15 to spend on the perfect man $300 - is well read $200 - smells terrific $400 - snappy dresser $10 - fights for the love of his life $4 - has solid relationship with his best friend $1 - is shrek $500 - human

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    This implies that Shrek's true self is less beautiful than his human self, which is NOT the lesson Shrek 2 tells us. 2/10 poor meme quality https://t.co/OQtd79ZbbA

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    best songs ever, ranked: 1. All Star 2. I Will Survive 3. Hallelujah 4. Changes 5. Funky Town 6. Bad Reputation all of these songs were in the Shrek movies. coincidence? i think not.

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    I’ve never related more to a fictional character more than I do with Donkey from Shrek. Talks too much, sings during sentences for no reason, a little annoying, but for some reason you still let them hang around.

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    Fiona: When I was a child, a witch put a spell on me that turns me into an ogre Shrek:

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    If you start watching Shrek on December 31st at 11:48.48, Donkey saying “i’m makin waffles” will be perfectly synced with the switch from 2017 to 2018 at midnight. Which is a great way to end and start the year. 🐴

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    The Fairy Godmother singing ‘I Need A Hero’ in Shrek 2 https://t.co/cO4yrHgrff

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    LADIES imagine this, it’s 15 years from now - you have three kids named Fergus, Farkle, and Felicia, your wife is a beautiful green princess, and you’re little donkey cheers you on from the comfort of your swamp. You’re Shrek. https://t.co/uD2a4glJ3U

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    snape and lord farquaad gotta be related

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    I just realized that "Lord Farquaad" from Shrek is supposed to sound like "Lord f**k wad." Man, that movie has layers. Like an onion- OH MY GOD.

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    just remembered that donkey and the dragon from shrek had children

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    Cancelling plans is ok. Living alone is ok. Having layers is ok. Talking to a donkey is ok. Wanting to know what they’re doing in your swamp is ok. Going on a quest to rescue a princess for an evil lord is ok. Objecting their wedding on a dragon is ok. Do what u need to cope

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