1.
Had a dream about a car accident last night
2.
Binge watching my camera roll
3.
When your business meeting becomes a spiritual meeting >
4.
Jaden Smith inspires me
5.
Her: *waves* Me: *faints*
6.
Nowadays, I check my email more than my socials.
7.
3 words. Heated Toilet Seats
8.
Just realized I’m 21 in the 21st century....😏
9.
Why does my coffee taste kinda like weed rn?
10.
The “one who got away” kinda sounds like the “one who escaped” even though they have very different meanings. Good morning to you as well Madam.
11.
What is the definition of “smitten”? Me, right now, in this airport, dreaming about a stranger.
12.
I don’t think people understand how important it is to date yourself
13.
Sometimes when I’m feeling lonely, I take myself out to dinner at a crowded restaurant.
14.
My Venmo feed is interesting as fuck
15.
Everybody needs luck, it’s those who depend on it that fall off.
16.
I spend the majority of my time remembering the ways I used to feel.
17.
I keep falling for strangers
18.
Holy shit that was love wasn’t it?
19.
I need me more than ever right now
20.
Remember how fun and intimately intricate making out can be?
21.
It’s adorable that you think you know. You don’t.
22.
The degree to which tweets at 4am are most likely inebriated concepts Is to the degree of truth that they have in between the double shots of tequila.
23.
I miss the 70’s
24.
Lauren Hill
25.
Fallen tears that never dry, staining today’s canvas for tomorrow’s attention.
26.
Don't look at her story Don't look at her story Don't look at her story Don't look at her story Don't look at her story Maybe just once
27.
Crying until you fall asleep > never crying until you fall asleep
28.
We should be allowed to vote on our phones.
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She’s younger than I but older than most our age.
The end.
Le fin