1. When Americans disturbed her:
can’t stop thinking about the way american people say herbs
2. When she spoke her TRUTH:
balsamic glaze is the worst
3. When she was an excellent judge of character:
if u hear the opening snare to umbrella and don't say "uh huh, uh huh" then unfollow me please x
4. When she conveyed so much with just three words:
i love noodles
5. When she struggled with adulting just like the rest of us:
Every time I feel like I’m getting the hang of this adulting thing I do something stupid like spill orange juice on my carpet and turn my underfloor heating on in the same day. Yikes.
6. When she revealed her Hogwarts house:
YOU GUESSED RIGHT! IM SLYTHERIN BIHHH https://t.co/yUPhjwCcjS
7. When she perfectly expressed how I feel at every party:
when you come to the party and swiftly realise u know no one and have to, at least, have one drink before it’s socially acceptable for you to leave https://t.co/N9eee44CYW
8. When she almost burned her house down:
just left a candle burning all day on my bookshelf nearly burned my house down having a heart attack how’s your friday?
9. When she was exactly like the rest of us when it comes to exercise:
the amount of money i spend on cute gym outfits > the amount of time i spend exercising
10. When Taylor Swift made her anxious:
anxiety level: getting nervous for taylor swift’s insta story count down to her tour lmao
11. When she made me think, honestly, SAME:
would much rather a speaker in my hotel room than a hairdryer
12. When she realized something about herself...
Today I realised that I'm actually really bad at cooking
13. ...after years of believing a different truth:
it's hard to come to terms with when, for last 3 years, I've believed that I was really good at cooking
14. When she made me see rugs in a whole new light:
Anyone else feel like rugs, just plain old regular rugs, are well expensive?
15. When she spent the day with her Tamagotchi:
Lazy morning, in bed w/ my son
16. When she revealed the key to romance:
"I like that you have hairy legs at the moment so that I can itch my arm"
17. And when she was lookin' for some online pals. (I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE!)
anyone wanna play words with friends?