Jay Z Trying To Figure Out How To Use Twitter Is The Best Thing You'll See All Day

    "I promise I'm not drunk..."

    This week, Jay Z became the first rapper ever to be inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame.

    Unfortunately he had to skip the awards (seeing as Beyoncé is probably going to give birth any day now!) but he was honored with a poignant video speech from President Obama.

    Obama inducts JAY Z into the Songwriters Hall of Fame.

    To show his gratitude, Jay Z took to Twitter for the first time since March and just started listing his thanks:

    Thank you to all the people that have inspired me . Rakim KANE KRS chuck cube Jaz Em Andre Nas big PAC cole kendrick chance jayE ..wait,

    Lauryn Nicki lite latifah common ye drake and meek . Run caz LL chainz cam tip (both of them) thought pharaoh , face . De la . Ice T. Wait

    G Rap .Mel . Kurupt . Lox. X . Q. Ab lupe. Mos. Foxy. Boss . Ross. Quavo Future Travis too many fuck this. All you!T grizzley song best out

    There were so many, he started losing track of them all...

    Shit did I say redman ? Ghost and Rae . Wu tang I beat Genius in a rap battle I think ha . Busta (him too) Treach . Thug . B a rapper too!

    Shit ...Wayne , Juve BG Nipsey . Kim . Slaughterhouse (yes mouse too ha) Folarin MC eiht . Short . 40 . Mac dre this shit hard .Never mind

    He couldn't *really* figure out how to use Twitter, but just kept going...

    Somebody find that reply I just hit please . I'm new on this . Anyway salute to anybody who made a song to feed their family or just vent .

    Seriously, it was so complicated that he vowed to delete Twitter from his phone in the morning...

    Fuck haa. Naw for real .Pastor Jeezy my partner . Okay I'm done . I'm deleting this app in the morning . Shit is impossible to get right.

    He had to clarify that he wasn't drunk, just maybe drunk in love.

    I promise I'm not drunk . Lord Pusha . Carti (Magnolia incredible)ASAP Sean P , Mobb , cudi . Tyler , earl, Snoop!!( almost played myself)

    Then he gave a shoutout to President Obama and shared a dropbox link that didn't work...

    And the greatest rapper of all time OBAMA . Thank you 44 https://t.co/CueS0BynCj

    And remembered even more people he needed to thank:

    Wait . Slick fucking Rick . Pimp C and bun . Wow . I just realized how many fresh people the culture has . Big Sean . Sauce money .

    Too many ..Fab , black people really magic . Mac Miller nice too though .

    Congrats, Jay Z. Keep being awesome AF and appreciating the fuck out of everyone around you.