This week, Jay Z became the first rapper ever to be inducted into the Songwriters Hall of Fame.
Unfortunately he had to skip the awards (seeing as Beyoncé is probably going to give birth any day now!) but he was honored with a poignant video speech from President Obama.
To show his gratitude, Jay Z took to Twitter for the first time since March and just started listing his thanks:
There were so many, he started losing track of them all...
He couldn't *really* figure out how to use Twitter, but just kept going...
Seriously, it was so complicated that he vowed to delete Twitter from his phone in the morning...
He had to clarify that he wasn't drunk, just maybe drunk in love.
Then he gave a shoutout to President Obama and shared a dropbox link that didn't work...
And remembered even more people he needed to thank:
Congrats, Jay Z. Keep being awesome AF and appreciating the fuck out of everyone around you.