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This Cole Sprouse Mother's Day Poem Is So Fucking Funny

This gets dark REAL fast.

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So, yeah, don't ever get between Cole Sprouse and his mom. Here's the whole beautifully twisted poem in all its glory:

I was a psycho baby before it was hip.

Full poem text:

A poem for my Mom.

I love you mom you are the best.

Your better than all the rest.

And if anyone ever takes us apart.

Id repededly stab them in the heart.

Love Always,