"Happy birthday to @mirandacosgrove. We met when we were just two little beans. She was sipping Coca Cola from a bottle and I was wearing camouflage zip-off pants from Limited Too. . . Needless to say, I thought she was the coolest person ever.
10 years and a million memories later, and I still think Miranda is the coolest person ever. You'll never find anyone with a bigger heart, a sharper sense of humor, or a better sense of authenticity in a sometimes bullshit world. (Jk the world is perfect! Peace! Love! Daisies!) ... Miranda is the best, and if there was a government-recognized legal union for friendships, I would enter one with her.
Send Cosgrove some bday love, BEANOS."