Me in Season 1: Maple syrup as a cover for drugs is the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard!
Me in Season 2: JINGLE JANGLE, JINGLE JANGLE, JINGLE JANGLE!
Me in Season 1: This is the only true Reggie.
Me in Season 2: 13 Reasons Byeeeeeeeeeeee!
Me in Season 1: Clifford Blossom is the worst Blossom parent for sure!
Me in Season 2: HOLD MY BEER.
Penelope Blossom haunts the streets of #Riverdale preying on the young and helpless
Me in Season 1: Jughead do NOT fucking put that Serpents jacket on what are you doing???
Me in Season 2: CHERYL GETS A RED SERPENT JACKET AND I NEED ONE TOO BECAUSE THE SERPENTS ARE MY LIFE.
Me in Season 1: Don't you fucking shoot Fred Andrews!
Me in Season 2: DON'T YOU FUCKING SHOOT FRED ANDREWS!
Me after Season 1: I hate the idea of Toni Topaz as a character, she is going to fuck shit up between Jughead and Betty!!!!
i will fucking fight this toni topaz bitch and so will betty, shes gonna be the next murder mystery i tell you that
Me in Season 2: RENAME THIS SHOW "TONI" NEXT SEASON.
Retweet if you love Vanessa Morgan as Toni Topaz 💕
Me in Season 1: Bughead forever!
Me in Season 2: Choni, Choni, Choni, Choni, (Bughead) Choni, Choni, Choni!
Me in Season 1: FP is a deadbeat dad who was low-key wrapped up in that whole messy Jason Blossom murder thing.
Me in Season 2: FP is the most responsible parent and most perfect character on this damn show!!!!!
FP Jones is the best character in riverdale, fuck yo ass If you disagree
Me in Season 1: Hiram Lodge is a huge mystery, but they just cast Mark Conseulos so I'm sure he'll end up being a lovable CW character in Season 2.
anyone on Riverdale: help me, i'm dying. Veronica Lodge: this is because of my dad isn't it? My dad, Hiram Lodge, paid you to say that. https://t.co/FfEVSlWuRd
Me in Season 2: Hiram Lodge is responsible for every bad thing and he should burn.
Me in Season 1: Why do the Pussycats need to perform in every episode?
Me in Season 2: What is a Pussycat?
So happy pussycats (especially val) are now out of the story. #riverdale
Me in Season 1: Alice Cooper kinda sucks, huh?
Me in Season 2: MY GODDAMN SNAKE QUEEN.
Me in Season 1: Archie is annoying.
Me in Season 2: Archie is problematic AF and I think he's a fascist?
Me in Season 1: Pop Tate must be protected at all costs!
Me in Season 2: POP TATE MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS!!!
Me in Season 1: It's really damn annoying that it was the BORING DAD who did it this whole time!
Me in Season 2: It's REALLY damn annoying that it was the BORING DAD who did it this whole time!
