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23 Old Logan And Jake Paul Tweets That Will Probably Be Deleted Soon

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Usain looks like an older, plumper version of the starving African boy. The one on those commercials.

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Girls tweets always get more favorites and retweets. Only cause they have tits and ass. #Cheaters

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America's role in the world? We don't have one — survival of the fittest mothafucka! You think lions are helping meerkats find food?

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Like a blind man reading I'm feeling it

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If you have corn rows, you're twice as likely to get your shit lit up. Proven fact

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Criteria number one of asking questions to the president - must have speech impediment

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(At a restaurant, annoying child behind us) "I wonder how much that boy weighs. My noose only supports 80 pounds." 💀

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FUCK YOU AND YO BITCH ASS TITTIES

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Transcendalists are treehugging queers who have nothing better to do than write meaningless run-on sentences attempting to be different

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@MasonMak you never hear skinny people say I'm just skinny boned

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I like to put my sack between my legs and scoot across the carpet ... It tickles

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When our generation is 19-24 years old, literally everyone in the NFL will have dread locks

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I'm getting paid to take a shit right now. 👍

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Russians cry when they lose because they know they're going to be exiled when they get back

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When a pretty waittress is pouring water for me and says "tell me when," I can't help but let out a perverted lil smile haha

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Gymnast McKayla kinda looks like a bitch...

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I've never seen so many Aryans in one place. Blondish/white hair, blue eyes, pale freckly skin.

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Instead of people saying "there are starving kids in Africa, now eat it" they should say "there's starving wrestlers in America ..."

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"On average ... Asians test higher than whites" (Freakonomics 166)

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You will never make it into the navy seals because they don't accept retards

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Everyone needs a little controversy ;)

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