2.
When she had a breaking newsflash:
3.
When she shared her favorite gadget:
4.
When she had a record-breaking amount of followers:
5.
...And then completely topped it!
[Note: She's had some steady growth over the past 8 years.]
6.
When she was almost too hyper to tweet:
7.
When she basically invented the listicle:
8.
When she raved about the Saw movies:
9.
When her Myspace needed SO much help:
10.
When she had a celebrity run-in:
11.
When she had an epic Facebook album:
12.
When she simply had an ah-mazing day:
13.
When she loved the shit out of herself:
14.
When she tried out a new diet:
16.
When she won her first political debate:
17.
When she needed good luck on a quiz:
18.
When she couldn't wait to grow old:
20.
...And literally couldn't put it down.
21.
When she was a Britney stan:
22.
When she enjoyed the simpler things in life:
23.
And, of course, the tweet that started it all: