1. When she saved this screengrab of John's Twitter bio for the rest of her life:
Best dm of my life @yashar
2. When he made her want to stab her brain:
I know he has a beautiful voice and I know I am "soooooo lucky" and blah blah but john's vocal warmups make me want to stab my brain
3. When she operated out of laziness, not love:
I don't sleep in my bed without John. That's not because I love him, but because I am just so fucking lazy
4. When she had a 🔥 search on Twitter:
lmao i twitter searched "john legend sucks"
5. When she gave us an inside look at tour life:
Touring life with John is basically him resting his voice and never speaking and me saying "are you mad at me" every 45 minutes
6. When she tortured John with her vocabulary:
I love misusing the word "polarizing" around John. He cannot not correct me and I just keep at it
7. When John didn't believe in Chrissy's brute strength:
I feel like I could tackle an NFL team's weakest player but john says no. I need to prove him wrong guys
8. When John danced in public:
9. When she revealed her kinda random nickname:
Along with "baby", John mostly calls me "madre de toons". Dunno how it got here. Nicknames are a hell of an ever-evolving thing.
10. When she was sick of getting John Babies:
For the LAST TIME, JOHN looks like a baby so A LOT OF BABIES LOOK LIKE HIM STOP SENDING ME JOHN BABIES
11. When John did NOT bring her a bowl of cocaine:
John brought me what appears to be a bowl of cocaine but it is flour for my fingers so I can adequately slide my fi… https://t.co/Y3riLe1Wkg
12. When John needed Twitter to remember Chrissy's birthday:
13. When John was ignoring Chrissy's mom:
14. When Chrissy tweeted this during an earthquake:
@johnlegend hey I'm alive it's fine you don't have to answer your phone I WOULDNT WANT U TO WORRY
15. When Chrissy figured out the best lazy life hack:
i wore a robe all day and am pretending i got dressed and john came home *just* after i changed back into my robe
16. When Chrissy was pretty blunt about John's TV appearance:
anyone else think @johnlegend is a huge dick on @NBCTheVoice because he is
Never stop tweeting, you two.
