It Turns Out Women Actually Want Fried Chicken Instead Of Flowers For Valentine’s Day

Fried chicken > flowers.

Valentines Day is upon us. Which is great news for lovers and humanity as a whole, because who doesn't love love?

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No disrespect to romance but fried chicken is more fulfilling, satisfying and doesn't judge you for missing a waxing appointment.

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Interestingly more than 25% of Aussie women and 65% of blokes agree with me, according to a new survey by iconic West Australian chicken shop, Chicken Treat.

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"In the 25 to 34-year-old age bracket, nearly half of all women want fried chicken, not flowers from their romantic partner on the international day of love," Chicken Treat's marketing boss David Harrison said while I nodded vigorously.

While the exact survey size couldn't be confirmed, 43% of participants said they want fried chicken instead of flowers today.

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"There is still a large proportion of romantics out there [but] what this research clearly showed was that fried chicken is preferable to wine and roses, for a huge part of the population," Harrison said.

I've never felt so patriotic.

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Or hungry.