Books·Posted on 18 Oct 2018Just 16 Damn Funny Tweets About Being A Writer"Being a writer is having a proofreading ability that increases by 1000% as soon as you hit 'submit'."by Jenna GuillaumeEditor-at-Large, BuzzFeed AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. caryn danvers ✨👩🏼✈️ @carrieanne07 Being a writer is just constantly googling 'synonyms for ______' 07:19 AM - 15 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett She began that writing day as she began all writing days, putting her hair into a bun with office supplies. 04:23 PM - 02 Nov 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Hannah Giorgis @ethiopienne live footage of me writing 08:12 PM - 25 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. CG Drews @PaperFury THINGS WRITERS STRESS ABOUT • not writing • actually writing • people reading it • people NOT reading it • whether you'll write anything as good as that last book??? • how to get time to write ALL THE THINGS • trying to fit snacks in their pockets 12:18 PM - 01 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. lyz lenz @lyzl My Roomba is going in the acknowledgements of my next book 01:50 AM - 29 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Megan Tennant 🏳️🌈📚💻 @_Megan_Tennant Me: *writes for hours* Me: THAT MUST HAVE BEEN SO MANY WORDS. At least half a million. Okay, okay, let's be realistic, it's probably only like ten thousand. Word count: 247 words https://t.co/hC5kjqreSa 04:32 AM - 24 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Meredith Ireland @MeredithIreland ‘I am not a writer cliche,’ she says as she rinses her coffee mugs ‘We’re all so different,’ she notes as she stacks her pretty journals ‘Unique little unicorns,’ she sighs as she rearranges her bookshelf ‘Unpredictable,’ she concludes, logging on to twitter 12:13 AM - 13 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Anna Fitzpatrick @bananafitz my novel is taking so long to write because i also have to write a decoy novel for my parents to read 08:06 PM - 17 Jun 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Molly Priddy @mollypriddy hell yeah im WRITING W R I am not writing T I N G 12:41 AM - 03 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett i need one of those dog cones but for keeping me off the internet when i'm supposed to be writing 04:46 PM - 13 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Jenna Guillaume @JennaGuillaume What editing your book feels like 04:19 AM - 02 Aug 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. A Geek with a Hat @AGeekwithaHat Being a writer is having a proofreading ability that increases by 1000% as soon as you hit “Submit”. 12:02 PM - 27 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Lucie Britsch @LucieBritsch A page after the acknowledgements for people that have wronged you. 02:51 PM - 12 Sep 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Maria Haskins @MariaHaskins Me, in theory: Avoid info dumps! Me, writing a first draft: 03:41 AM - 14 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Sarah R. Hatch @SarahRHatch WRITING ESSENTIALS: • coffee (to ward off sleep) • blanket (to be worn as a cape) • glitter (to throw in the faces of those who interrupt you) 12:23 PM - 01 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Dead ☠️ Poirier 🎃 @deapoirierbooks Being a writer means splintering your soul and hiding the pieces of it between the pages you write. Basically, my books are horcruxes. 12:04 AM - 03 Oct 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite