1.
Waiting for Apollo to arrive #BachelorInParadiseAU
2.
Blake's plaits appear on screen, and Australia crackles with the sound of fifteen thousand vaginas all sealing themselves shut simultaneously. #BachelorInParadiseAU
3.
#BachelorInParadiseAU if you then you don't don't love deserve me at my me at my https://t.co/UcTak8rnob
4.
Waiting for Jarrod to start peeing on Ali to deter the other guys. #BachelorInParadiseAU
5.
Grant. Hello. #BachelorInParadiseAU
6.
Grant: "I'm a firefighter" Jarrod: #bachelorinparadiseau
7.
Leah: you should probably take your shirt off Australia: #BachelorInParadiseAU
8.
Jarrod would fall in love with a beige paint chart if it sat next to him. #BachelorInParadiseAU
9.
Everyone analysing Michael and Ali's cheese platter date #bachelorinparadiseau
10.
This is the best date Grant has ever been on?? Dude you’ve literally been engaged before #BachelorInParadiseAU
11.
Mack : *Chews angrily* #BachelorInParadiseAU
12.
Jarrod gets sunburnt opening the fridge door #BachelorInParadiseAU
13.
Daniel: You’ve had a bit of sun mate Jarrod: #BachelorInParadiseAU
14.
Canadian Daniel teaching us a new version of Old McDonalds farm like: With a red flag here And a red flag there Here a red flag There a red flag Everywhere a flag flag #BachelorInParadiseAU
15.
When BLAKE says someone shouldn't come across like a dick #BachelorInParadiseAU
16.
Wow this is a shade of Jarrod we haven’t seen before #BachelorInParadiseAU
17.
“THIS IS YOURS?” COOL COOL COOOOOOOOOOL GO DIE IN A PIT YOU OVERSEXED HAIRCUT #BachelorInParadiseAU
18.
Glad to see we’ve reached the “trading women like footy cards” stage of #BachelorInParadiseAU. These men are awful.
19.
#BachelorInParadiseAU is so realistic, the egos, the treating of women as objects and the locals telling tourist to not be a fking idiot.
20.
Is Daniel supposed to make you a bit sick in your mouth/genitals? #BachelorInParadiseAU
21.
Oh. My. God. ‘I’m naughty.’ No, you’re a dickhead. #BachelorInParadiseAU
22.
“I really liked her” YOU FORGOT HER FUCKING NAME YOU DOORKNOB! #BachelorInParadiseAU
23.
That's a shame. Blake really liked Loretta. #BachelorInParadiseAU
24.
Tara just told Sam that his hair is “really nice” #BachelorInParadiseAU
25.
Mum: I reckon the dickhead will go Me: Jake? Mum: No Me: Daniel? Mum: No the other one Me: Blake? Mum: YES #toomanydickheads #BachelorInParadiseAU
26.
Did Mack pee in Jarrod's pot plant??! #BachelorInParadiseAU