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    26 Hilarious Tweets About "Bachelor In Paradise" Episode 5

    "Jarrod would fall in love with a beige paint chart if it sat next to him."

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    Waiting for Apollo to arrive #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Blake's plaits appear on screen, and Australia crackles with the sound of fifteen thousand vaginas all sealing themselves shut simultaneously. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    #BachelorInParadiseAU if you then you don't don't love deserve me at my me at my https://t.co/UcTak8rnob

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    Waiting for Jarrod to start peeing on Ali to deter the other guys. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Grant. Hello. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Grant: "I'm a firefighter" Jarrod: #bachelorinparadiseau

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    Leah: you should probably take your shirt off Australia: #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Jarrod would fall in love with a beige paint chart if it sat next to him. #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Everyone analysing Michael and Ali's cheese platter date #bachelorinparadiseau

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    This is the best date Grant has ever been on?? Dude you’ve literally been engaged before #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Mack : *Chews angrily* #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Jarrod gets sunburnt opening the fridge door #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Daniel: You’ve had a bit of sun mate Jarrod: #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Canadian Daniel teaching us a new version of Old McDonalds farm like: With a red flag here And a red flag there Here a red flag There a red flag Everywhere a flag flag #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    When BLAKE says someone shouldn't come across like a dick #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Wow this is a shade of Jarrod we haven’t seen before #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    “THIS IS YOURS?” COOL COOL COOOOOOOOOOL GO DIE IN A PIT YOU OVERSEXED HAIRCUT #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Glad to see we’ve reached the “trading women like footy cards” stage of #BachelorInParadiseAU. These men are awful.

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    #BachelorInParadiseAU is so realistic, the egos, the treating of women as objects and the locals telling tourist to not be a fking idiot.

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    Is Daniel supposed to make you a bit sick in your mouth/genitals? #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Oh. My. God. ‘I’m naughty.’ No, you’re a dickhead. #BachelorInParadiseAU

    22.

    “I really liked her” YOU FORGOT HER FUCKING NAME YOU DOORKNOB! #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    That's a shame. Blake really liked Loretta. #BachelorInParadiseAU

    24.

    Tara just told Sam that his hair is “really nice” #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Mum: I reckon the dickhead will go Me: Jake? Mum: No Me: Daniel? Mum: No the other one Me: Blake? Mum: YES #toomanydickheads #BachelorInParadiseAU

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    Did Mack pee in Jarrod's pot plant??! #BachelorInParadiseAU

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