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29 Hilarious Tweets That Sum Up Tonight's "The Bachelorette"

"I haven't been this shocked to see someone leave a show since Ned Stark."

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‘Sooooo close but nowhere near the hole...’ can you be more specific? #BacheloretteAU

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JARROD: who pissed in my pot plant BLAKE: #bacheloretteAU

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I hope at the end of this Sophie just chooses to date herself because she is the only good one in the lot #BacheloretteAU

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I just want to chill on the couch at home with my nine boyfriends. #BacheloretteAU

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Grown men in onesies arguing about pi$$ing on plants. This is TV at it's best. #BacheloretteAU

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Nobody's addressing the elephant in the room, which is the super-intense giraffe in the room. #BacheloretteAU

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"The kids are sitting on the couch while me, an adult, is sulking like a man." - Jarrod #bacheloretteAU

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Plot twist: Sophie pissed in Jarrods pot plant #BacheloretteAU

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MACK SIPPING TEA AS HE TALKS ABOUT THE POT PLANT IS ALL OF US #BacheloretteAU

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When men are in onesies fighting about who pissed on a plant, I realise I am way too sober to be watching the #bacheloretteau

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Am i bout to see a grown man cry on television about a potted plant #BacheloretteAU

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Little known fact: Jarrod is Healthy Harold's estranged evil twin. #BacheloretteAU

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No man in history has ever looked so angry and murderous while wearing a giraffe onesie #bacheloretteAU

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Apollo is excited about his childhood which was last week. #bacheloretteau

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Apollos reaction to seeing his bunny is all of our reactions to seeing Apollo #BacheloretteAU

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Can we just have an entire show with James and Apollo playing with their stuffed bunnies?? Please #BacheloretteAU

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That sound you can hear is just Australia's ovaries all rupturing in unison. #BacheloretteAU

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Blake's precious memory is a photo of him on the toilet. Somehow it works #BacheloretteAU

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Blake's childhood memory #BacheloretteAU

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Blake is gonna pee on the blanket and there will be a murder #BacheloretteAU

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Mack's going to ask Sophie to autograph his arm any moment now and run off to get it tattooed #bacheloretteau

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I’m quite excited for Mac to start singing Poison. #bacheloretteAU

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"You have so many qualities I look for." "Oh yeah? What are they?" "So many. All of the qualities. The ones I look for." #BacheloretteAU

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Everyone loves Mack, the one with the adorable crush. *One ad break later* We regret to inform you Mack is a Bardot stalker #BacheloretteAU

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"I would die for a rose and then I'd want my ashes scattered on my dead pot plant" #BacheloretteAU

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Sam's face = Australia's face. #BacheloretteAU

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I haven't been so shocked to see someone leave a show since the Ned Stark incident #BacheloretteAU

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