1.
‘Sooooo close but nowhere near the hole...’ can you be more specific? #BacheloretteAU
2.
JARROD: who pissed in my pot plant BLAKE: #bacheloretteAU
3.
I hope at the end of this Sophie just chooses to date herself because she is the only good one in the lot #BacheloretteAU
4.
I just want to chill on the couch at home with my nine boyfriends. #BacheloretteAU
5.
Grown men in onesies arguing about pi$$ing on plants. This is TV at it's best. #BacheloretteAU
6.
Nobody's addressing the elephant in the room, which is the super-intense giraffe in the room. #BacheloretteAU
7.
"The kids are sitting on the couch while me, an adult, is sulking like a man." - Jarrod #bacheloretteAU
8.
Plot twist: Sophie pissed in Jarrods pot plant #BacheloretteAU
9.
MACK SIPPING TEA AS HE TALKS ABOUT THE POT PLANT IS ALL OF US #BacheloretteAU
10.
When men are in onesies fighting about who pissed on a plant, I realise I am way too sober to be watching the #bacheloretteau
11.
Am i bout to see a grown man cry on television about a potted plant #BacheloretteAU
12.
Little known fact: Jarrod is Healthy Harold's estranged evil twin. #BacheloretteAU
13.
50 years from now #BacheloretteAU
14.
No man in history has ever looked so angry and murderous while wearing a giraffe onesie #bacheloretteAU
15.
Apollo is excited about his childhood which was last week. #bacheloretteau
16.
Apollos reaction to seeing his bunny is all of our reactions to seeing Apollo #BacheloretteAU
17.
Can we just have an entire show with James and Apollo playing with their stuffed bunnies?? Please #BacheloretteAU
18.
That sound you can hear is just Australia's ovaries all rupturing in unison. #BacheloretteAU
19.
Blake's precious memory is a photo of him on the toilet. Somehow it works #BacheloretteAU
20.
Blake's childhood memory #BacheloretteAU
21.
Blake is gonna pee on the blanket and there will be a murder #BacheloretteAU
22.
Mack. m8. #BacheloretteAU
23.
Mack's going to ask Sophie to autograph his arm any moment now and run off to get it tattooed #bacheloretteau
24.
I’m quite excited for Mac to start singing Poison. #bacheloretteAU
25.
"You have so many qualities I look for." "Oh yeah? What are they?" "So many. All of the qualities. The ones I look for." #BacheloretteAU
26.
Everyone loves Mack, the one with the adorable crush. *One ad break later* We regret to inform you Mack is a Bardot stalker #BacheloretteAU
27.
"I would die for a rose and then I'd want my ashes scattered on my dead pot plant" #BacheloretteAU
28.
Sam's face = Australia's face. #BacheloretteAU
29.
I haven't been so shocked to see someone leave a show since the Ned Stark incident #BacheloretteAU