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For Everyone Who Was Sexually Awakened By Pacey On "Dawson's Creek"

I'd paddle his creek any day.

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Hello. I'm here today to talk to you about Pacey Witter.

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AKA the best part of Dawson's Creek and the cause of many a '90s/'00s teen's sexual awakening.

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From the very first episode, he stole the show.

It should have been called Pacey's Creek, tbh.

He was hilarious.

And wise.

And never afraid to stand up for what he believed in.

Look at that smile!

Look at those moves!


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Pacey Witter knew how to sweep a girl off her feet.

He was a total romantic.

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He was also the king of banter.

He knew how to clap-back.

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And wasn't afraid to put people in their place.

But although he was the ~joker~ of the group, he knew how to be serious.

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He wore his heart on his sleeve, and was always open and unashamed of his feelings.

Sometimes, his vulnerability was absolutely heartbreaking.

He was always there for the people he cared about.

He was an amazing boyfriend to Andie, supporting her through some really hard times.

And the way he was with Joey? It was everything.

He always believed in her.

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He wanted her to achieve her dreams, and was there to support her every step of the way.

I mean, he bought her a freakin' wall.

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And he remembered everything.

Pacey and Joey were pretty much perfect together.

Romance done right.

Just look at them!

Don't even get me started on the forehead touches.

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Or the forehead kisses.

Or the kisses kisses.

This shit was formative.

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My heart can't take it.

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In short: To know Pacey Witter is to love Pacey Witter.

He ruined all men for me forever, and I'm not even sorry.

Thank you for your time.