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    34 Fucking Hilarious Tweets About Tonight's "The Bachelor"

    Here are all the best tweets from the latest episode of The Bachelor.

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    Bali Cat: “My strategy is... probably cheating :)))” Osher, the Honey Badger and all of Australia: #TheBachelorAU

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    Nick wants to recreate the feeling of a school swimming carnival because guys who reminisce about high school are always awesome, without exception. #TheBachelorAU

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    Cat: “I would never feel bad for another person” I’d say that about sums it up. #TheBachelorAU

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    "And the single date goes to... Brooke!" Brooke: *breathes* Cat: #thebachelorau

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    cat: i’m upset i didn’t get the single because I HAVE A BUSINESS and i’m trying to make a connection with nick also I HAVE A BUSINESS that’s so unfair because I HAVE A BUSINESS #TheBachelorAU

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    Girl everybody loves: 3 dates. Girl nobody likes who cheats at games and is dressed as a farmer: 0 dates. Cat's right, that's confusing. #TheBachelorAU

    7.

    Omg just WAIT until Cat finds out that Nick took Brooke on a date at a Balinese mansion 😂😂😂 #TheBachelorAU

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    Cat being a bitch the whole season ‘Why doesn’t he love me?’ #TheBachelorAU

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    Can we just cut to the kicking out please. #TheBachelorAU

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    When the artist is finished drawing Nick #TheBachelorAU

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    I don’t think the sketch artist got it right #thebachelorau

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    Guy just gave Nick one heck of a hint of how to improve his looks with the help of a few inches off around the ears. #TheBachelorAU

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    Those sketches make it look like they're a couple on the run. #TheBachelorAU

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    What beautiful children Nick and Brooke will have #TheBachelorAU

    15.

    #TheBachelorAU "Intuition" = the producers told and showed me everything.

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    “Tinelle...who’s being mean? And also, where is your English homework?” #TheBachelorAU

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    Show me on the candles where they hurt you. #TheBachelorAU

    18.

    Tenielle spilling the tea #TheBachelorAU

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    Can you put them in the right section... #TheBachelorAU

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    You can’t be thrown under the bus, when you are the bus. #TheBachelorAU

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    #TheBachelorAU Cat: “I have a heart of gold.” Australia:

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    Romy & Alisha crying #BachelorAu #TheBachelorAU

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    OOF. This episode. #thebachelorau

    28.

    “Cat has already left the mansion” #TheBachelorAU

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    This is like when Regina George gets hit by a bus and Karen and Gretchen don’t know what to do or how to act #TheBachelorAU

    30.

    #TheBachelorAU Romy: I want to leave Nick:

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    On the scale how embarrassing is it to be kicked off a reality dating show while wearing a toga for bullying. I don’t even know anymore. #TheBachelorAU

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    “And I followed Regina and left because I’m such a good friend” #TheBachelorAU #BachelorAu

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    ROMY: I just ... don't know ... I mean ... crying and ... the process is ... ? NICK: Decision made. Bye. ROMY: But I ... NICK: Smell you later 👋 #TheBachelorAU

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    Why do I feel genuinely cleansed after that? Like I feel I can be at peace in my life now. #TheBachelorAU

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