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When Archie arrived in juvie and immediately had to strip off.
2.
And then he was HOSED DOWN.
3.
And then powdered (?!?!).
5.
When Archie met his new roommate like this.
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And he just kept doing chin-ups.
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And then he turned around and revealed this magnificence.
8.
And then he picked up a book and got even hotter?!?!
9.
When Cheryl and Josie were topless for an extended scene for some reason?
10.
When Mad Dog worked out again and I wasn't mad about it.
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When Joaquin and his beautiful, beautiful eyes made a comeback.
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And who even knows what was said in this scene because EYES.
13.
When this guy's left nip made a cameo.
14.
When Mad Dog was shirtless again.
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And all the inmates practically broke the fence down with their thirst.
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And Archie in particular basically eye fucked Ronnie through the fence.