1.
"Blake lost a good mate. I lost a good mate..." Um...you're hear for romance. Not bromance. #BacheloretteAU
2.
James is too pure for this earth and must be protected at all costs #BacheloretteAU
3.
The Jarrod Effect is so strong it forces Osher to break the fourth wall. #BacheloretteAU
4.
Is Sophie doing these group dates to confirm no one should date these men? #BacheloretteAU
5.
#bacheloretteau Stu right now:
6.
Only the #BacheloretteAU could have a cliffhanger of how far a paper aeroplane travels
7.
At least Jarrod is finally dressed to match his maturity level #BacheloretteAU
8.
I am actively repulsed both by the men on this show and school boy uniforms. So watching this is like… https://t.co/M3GvvKwUKB
9.
ask them “who is your favourite feminist” and “when did you last attend a women’s sport event” #bacheloretteau
10.
JARROD HAS "I❤️SOPHIE" ON HIS SHIRT I AM GONNA DIE #bacheloretteAU
11.
'What's 1+1' #bacheloretteAU
12.
At least @oshergunsberg knows his job is safe. No one else could handle the rose maths. #BacheloretteAU
13.
I am a complete maths moron but even i could get these because i have seen numbers before #bacheloretteau
14.
No Jarrod, the answer to 560 times zero is Jarrod...or in other words Zero #BacheloretteAU
15.
I'm honestly Mack during this whole segment #BacheloretteAU
16.
Osher: Jarrod, your word is army. Jarrod: I-L-O-V-E-S-O-P-H-I-E #BacheloretteAU
17.
This show makes me so confused about why I’ve ever deliberately chosen to date straight men #BacheloretteAU
18.
Sophie "you want a girl who doesn't swear but that's me so you don't want me" Ryan "correct" Sophie "ok leave" Ryan "wtf??" #BacheloretteAU
19.
In this moment. @sophiemonk is every woman who stopped apologising in emails. #BacheloretteAU
20.
Yes, @sophiemonk, yes! You fucking swear and wear what you want, all you fucking want! #BacheloretteAU
21.
Wow, Ryan is an miracle worker. I have never seen trash take itself out before #BacheloretteAU
22.
I want to thank AJ for spelling Cuisine wrong. #bacheloretteau
23.
When he wants to give you more seeds.... #bacheloretteAU
24.
Jarrod, the plant didn’t grow because it would rather be dead in its embryonic sac than hang with you #BacheloretteAU
25.
The Love Fern is dead!!! Jarrod is on the war path!! #bacheloretteau
26.
Do you choose the man who pissed in a plant or the man who is raging about it. Tough choice men are good #bacheloretteau
27.
All of our faces when Jarrod is talking #BacheloretteAU
28.
I want to shake the hand of the man who literally pissed on Jarrod's dreams. ...after he's washed it, of course. #BacheloretteAU
29.
'Don't touch it, it might be piss' Is a phrase you don't hear often enough at cocktail parties. #BacheloretteAU