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Me: *gently crying on the couch* Mum: what are you watching? Me: ... @QueerEye Mum: oh honey, make sure you hydrate Me: *through snotty tears* yep, will do
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Super pumped to binge the new #QueerEye episodes today but just making sure I have enough water in my system first.
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me when #QueerEye2 came out this morning
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One episode into @QueerEye season 2 and the woman is crying, her son is crying, the Fab 5 are crying, I'm crying, you are crying, my houseplants are crying,,,, bless this show🌈
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Literally I’m binging @QueerEye right now with my family! I’m on Skylar’s episode and I’m crying.... and I was there lol. #QueerEye2
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this is my new favorite #QueerEye moment
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Antoni coming in on the FIRST episode of season two and being like “I’m not gonna cook anything” is ICONIC
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Disappointing that the new #QueerEye is 8 episodes instead of streaming directly into my brain for several years.
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I don’t love anything in this world the way I love @jvn doing an English accent. #QueerEye
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STRAIGHT MEN FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY WATCH QUEER EYE IT IS FOR YOU LISTEN TO THEIR ADVICE THERE IS NO EXCUSE WHAT WOMEN WANT IS RIGHT THERE WRAPPED IN FIVE BIG GAY BOWS DAMMIT #queereye
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#QueerEye SAME, ANTONI 💀
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I think my wife wants to be friends with y'all @bobbyberk @tanfrance @KaramoBrown @antoni @jvn #QueerEye
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Did the Fab 5 transform Tammye or did Tammye transform the Fab 5, I can’t tell through my tears 😭#QueerEye2
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The world is hard. So here's Antoni in smudge-y eyeliner to brighten up your day. #QueerEye
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I've only watched 1 episode of #QueerEye s2 and I am Emotionally Compromised
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Me already on my first episode of #QueerEye
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I love how antoni’s meals are so basic, he’s like “here’s how to spread butter on toast” and I’m over here shaking and taking notes
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#QUEEREYE2’S SECOND EPISODE IS TOO MUCH FOR MY HOPELESS ROMANTIC, CORNY-LOVING HEART. I LOVE SEEING PEOPLE JUST BEING SO IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER AND WANTING TO BE GENUINELY THE BEST FOR THEIR PARTNERS https://t.co/CGDJ6hNzMS
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Goal: To live my life as if Jonathan Van Ness were telling me what to do
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my favorite part of #queereye season 2 is, without a doubt, when karamo finds a notebook of lyrics written by the 18-year-old guy they're making over. https://t.co/i0fJgFAfBb
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60% of season 2 is crying. 20% The person getting made over crying 20% the #QueerEye2 crew crying 20% YOU crying and then 40% of it is Kamaros jackets
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Tammy is the Wizard of Oz telling the @QueerEye Fab Five that what they were looking for was inside of them all along and I’m crying #QueerEyeSeason2
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The new season of Queer Eye has made me realize how turned on I am by watching Antoni cry #QueerEye2
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When you're getting a tour of a young lad's room and spot the lotion by the computer 😶 #QueerEye2
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😂 @jvn: Remember when we were holding hands, Tan, and you wanted to hold it like that and I wouldn’t? It’s coz if you intertwine fingers my mom always said it’s coz you wanna bang. And cupped hands is platonic. @tanfrance [bewildered]: Why don’t you wanna bang me? #QueerEye2
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This man is all of us #QueerEye2 @QueerEye
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*watching Queer Eye* Bobby: literally redesigns an entire house, helps with construction and decoration, creates special places for adults and children to flourish Antoni: https://t.co/iXdWcmijm8
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Who told #QueerEye that they were allowed to just pop back up on my Netflix screen and make me cry less than halfway into the first episode without my permission? https://t.co/XmYJh93iij
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The best part of the new season of Queer Eye is when Tan is told about Todrick Hall, asks "Who?" then later refers to him as "Whomever this Todrick person is"
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15 minutes into netflix and chill and I'm alone. There is no chill. I'm watching #queereye2 and sobbing. There is only antoni. There has only ever been antoni. He cuts up an orange and puts it on a plate. Haute cuisine.
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Not to be dramatic, but Tan France's voice is like my own personal ASMR #QueerEye2
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Me: I would never tie a bandana around my neck as a fashion statement *@antoni ties a bandana around his neck as a fashion statement* Me @ bandana store: hi I’m gonna need eight bandanas one for each day of the week and one for Christmas Eve thnkuuu #QueerEye2
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Currently watching episode 2 and Antoni still hasn’t even mentioned avocados. What is happening?! #QueerEye2
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40 minutes into the first episode of #QueerEye2 and I’ve had three spasms of ‘oh my, it’s suddenly dusty in here’, a fit of hay fever and someone seems to be chopping 1000 onions in my living room.
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ordered myself a chinese takeaway and put on #queereye2 but i've had to turn it off less than 25m in because i was sobbing so hard i had soaked my banana fritters
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The first episode of the new season of @QueerEye
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I AM SO HAPPY @bobbyberk GOT A PEDICURE AND FACIAL IN EP3 I WANT AN EP THAT’S JUST HIM AT A DAYSPA AFTER A HARD WEEK’S WORK
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man: jonathan van ness: yes henny you're giving me movie star realness work it work it slay slay slay slay slay slay slay slay slay slay slay
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Mama Tammye is a person I never knew I needed in life #QueerEye2
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Find someone who looks at you the way @jvn looks at William #QueerEye2 #QueerEye @QueerEye
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me, pausing #queereye season two to run to the pantry and get my emotional support snacks
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This is every woman I know getting their hopes up about every man they’ve ever dated #QueerEye
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Why is Karamo the only gay who can drive. He is the Fred of the Fab Five
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antoni on queer eye is like "come into the kitchen let me show u how to make something special it's chips. i'm making chips. i'm opening the bag with these scissors & then im pouring it into a bowl. im gonna go to the bathroom now & stay there until the cameras leave."
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live look at me watching the new #queereye
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#QueerEye is the only thing keeping me sane and gay
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Cultured AF #queereye
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how DARE Antoni cry on television does he know what that does to people??? To me???
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Don't even with that "#QueerEye is a guilty pleasure" nonsense. Our collective human lifespans have expanded minimum a decade because of them. Look at all this fresh produce. Look at how moisturized we are. Bow down to our gay deities. It's Pride Month. It's the law.
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My room is by FAR the cleanest in the two hours after I watch an episode of #QueerEye
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I cannot stop laughing at this scene from queer eye
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the devil works hard but bobby berk works harder
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the guy in this Queer Eye episode who says Frasier is a style icon is the only person in this crumbling and genocidal hellscape of a country still willing to speak truth to power
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today’s mood is when karamo tells antoni that if antoni takes a bite out of the gross wrap, karamo will do anything antoni asks AND ANTONI TAKES A HUGE BITE
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jonathan van ness shaved off every single one of these men’s beards then went on to grow his own with the most amazing stache bc he didn’t want any threats to the title and that’s that jack
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me before watching an episode of queer eye vs after
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#QueerEye2 has given me a much needed break from all the negative news and reminded me that there is good and love and kindness in the world...and also that I can be in love with five men at the same time. ❤️
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Antoni from queer eye could ruin my life and I’d say thx
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once the queer eye men change my look, re-decorate my entire apartment, teach me how to cook, and force me to socialize, it’s OVER for u hoes
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I have finished the second season of #QueerEye and now I do not know what to do.