1.
There are not enough underpants in the world for this photo. #BacheloretteAU
2.
Never thought I'd be rooting for a magician #BacheloretteAU
3.
I would definitely date Apollo's arm and then probably cheat on it with Apollo's other arm #BacheloretteAU
4.
Apollo spying the puppies is LIFE> #bacheloretteAU
5.
Apollo isn’t just a magician. He’s magical. #bacheloretteAU
6.
I’m reasonably sure all the women of Australia are pregnant after watching Apollo play with those puppies #BacheloretteAU
7.
Apollo is basically a puppy in giant handsome human form. #bacheloretteau
8.
Relationship status: married with 3 kids and 7 puppies to this man in my head #BacheloretteAU
9.
Apollo smiling and laughing is like a shockstart to the heart I feel like i could run a marathon after this #BacheloretteAU
10.
Apollo cradling puppies in a field has knocked Mr Darcy coming out of a lake in a white shirt right off the ladder #BacheloretteAU
11.
Apollo's puppy laugh here is just so pure. #bacheloretteAU
12.
The only reason to take a dog to yoga is so it can take the blame when you fart #BacheloretteAU
13.
Guys I really, really apologise but I think this is Jarrod's sex face. #BacheloretteAU
14.
Footage of Blake's face whilst massaging Sophie. #Bacheloretteau
15.
I can smell Jarrods desperation through my tv #BacheloretteAU
16.
Dawson's Creek did this exact same sailing collision plot when Dawson and Pacey were fighting over Joey. #bacheloretteAU
17.
Me: "That guy is such a tool." My kid: "Which guy?" Me: #BacheloretteAU
18.
Of course Blake has a popped collar #bacheloretteau
19.
Blake must do his best work in noisey clubs where he doesn’t actually have to talk #TheBacheloretteAU #BacheloretteAU
20.
Blake: like Sophie Yeah Blake: like Sophie: yeah Blake: like, yeah #BacheloretteAU
21.
Blake is the guy who hasn't had a gf for more than a minute but gets laid heaps so thinks he is good in bed but rly he aint #BacheloretteAU
22.
Jarrod: I really wanna kiss you Sophie: #BacheloretteAU
23.
Sam has to wear a snapback cap so it’s easy adjustable the more his ego grows #BacheloretteAU
24.
Sam, in a hummer, mansplaining Sophie's career to Sophie... Is this hell? #BacheloretteAU
25.
I wish, instead of telling him he should be an actor, Sam's friends told him to get a haircut #BacheloretteAU
26.
Me whenever Sam talks #BacheloretteAU
27.
If given the opportunity to make over Sam I'm not sure where I'd start first: - Burn hat - Hack off ponytail - Smack face #BacheloretteAU
28.
Sam mainsplaining the entertainment industry to Sophie. Me: #bacheloretteAU
29.
god give me the ego and confidence of this incredibly mediocre dude 🙄🙄🙄 #BacheloretteAU
30.
my favourite is when she subtweets Good Charlotte #BacheloretteAU
31.
Jarrod is the human equivalent of someone liking your 87 week old Instagram post and comment with a winky face ever… https://t.co/ejtqXN0LHv
32.
I’m taking bets on what color Jarrod will turn when Sophie inevitably eliminates him. #BacheloretteAU
33.
Jarrod keeps this crap up about the plant and there will be a queue 200km long to pee on it #bacheloretteau
34.
Mate, the “circle of love” is a piss smelling dirt pit of sadness #BacheloretteAU #TheBacheloretteAU
35.
Can't wait for the plant to be next years Bachelor #BacheloretteAU
36.
*screams at TV every time a man speaks* LEAVE SOPHIE ALONE. #BacheloretteAU
37.
That Sam and Blake exchange. I feel like I've seen it before somewhere... @BacheloretteAU #BacheloretteAU
38.
#BacheloretteAU Alliances? Do Sam & Blake think they’re on Survivor?
39.
FUCK YEAH FIND SOMEONE WHO LOOKS AT YOU THE WAY SAM AND BLAKE LOOK AT EACH OTHER / THEMSELVES #bacheloretteAU
40.
Blake and Sam thinking they're the top 2. Comedy Central 😂 #BacheloretteAU
41.
'I get roses, it's what I do' IS IT SAM? IS IT?! #BacheloretteAU
42.
Sophie: 'Jarrod' Australia audibly sighs #BacheloretteAU
43.
Double dump.delight ......please #BacheloretteAU
44.
I, for one, would like to thank the Bachelorette for providing grade-A insight into the tactics of fuckboys. #BacheloretteAU