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39 Hilarious Tweets About Tonight's "The Bachelorette"

"Apollo could probably reverse Stu's vasectomy with a hanky and a lighter."

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Hometowns follow a simple formula: P re-family date E ntrance N ourishment I nterrogation S ucking face. #BacheloretteAU

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Jarrods mum is the type of mum to say "maybe try being a little less yourself" #BacheloretteAU

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PLOT TWIST: Blake walks in and pisses on Jarrod's family #bacheloretteau

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If you told me now that Jarrod is still being breast fed... I would believe you. #BacheloretteAU

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Even jarrods mum thinks he's a bit of a keeno #BacheloretteAU

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"Prep for what?" asks Sophie, noticing the distinctive scent of embalming fluid and restraining straps. #BacheloretteAU

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"At least I died how I lived, surrounded by wine." 🙌🏻 amen sista #BacheloretteAU

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Danger! Danger Sophie! The cellar is where they keep all the other girls ☠😮 #thebacheloretteau #BacheloretteAU

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When you're about to get murdered but you still wanna look chic... #BacheloretteAU

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EXCLUSIVE early picture of Jarrod with his Mum #BacheloretteAU

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Here is a gif of Apollo's forearms for your later viewing pleasure. #bacheloretteAU

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I’m a lesbian who has never wanted kids & yet Apollo makes my ovaries vibrate. How on earth can Sophie not choose him?! #BacheloretteAU

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Footage of Apollo with the horses #bacheloretteau

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Apollo: puppies ✔️ ponies✔️ pecs✔️ pizza shirt ✔️ Is he even real? #BacheloretteAU

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#BacheloretteAU I love that his mother's house is like a carebear decorated

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Those were actually regular sized horses. They just looked mini in comparison with Apollo #BacheloretteAU

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30-something-gals around the country are currently setting their dating app requirements to 24yr old magician. #bacheloretteAU

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Apollo could probably reverse Stu's vasectomy with a hanky and a lighter #BacheloretteAU

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Stuart bringing his baggage to this date like... #BacheloretteAU

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“You can get it reversed obviously” “Oh so we can have kids” “Oh no, I meant the yacht” #BacheloretteAu

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There's Stu, ya classic Aussie guy, with his classic fucking huge yacht, just a regular bloke #BacheloretteAU

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"People who come up to me are the wrong person." Uhh Stu was a person who came up to you ... #bacheloretteau

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That face when you realize you probably should have just given James a rose #BacheloretteAU

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Stu: I've had a vasectomy. Let me get you some wine. Sophie: #BacheloretteAU

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Stu: I haven’t been happy in 20 years Stu’s kids: cheers dad #bacheloretteAU

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When someone says ‘I don’t know anything about Sophie Monk’ you can bet your life they do. #BacheloretteAU

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Stu's sisters: are you after his money? Sophie: nah m8 women can earn their own money now #BacheloretteAU

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The real test of a hometown visit is how the pash goes at the end. #BacheloretteAU

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I can’t believe we lost James and now have to sit through a Blake home visit how did this even happen… https://t.co/BNwkCZt39m

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Why does Blake look like a villain in a children's show? #BacheloretteAU

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Blake during home visits #BacheloretteAU

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I thought Chris Lilley wasn’t doing characters anymore #TheBacheloretteAU #BacheloretteAU

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Incidentally Blake's mum is great hosting the new season of Great British Bake Off #BacheloretteAU

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If you've just joined us: Jarrod: Overly Attached GF Meme Apollo: PERFECT HUMAN Stu: ✂️ Blake: filler. #BacheloretteAu

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*Sophie gets stabbed* Blake: yeah I think that went really well #BacheloretteAU

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#bacheloretteau Tell Sophie you pissed on jarrod's plant

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