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Macaulay Culkin Joined Twitter, Dragged The Oscars, And Won Us All Over

His best ~home alone~ performance to date.

You remember Macaulay Culkin, star of basically every movie in your childhood?

Well, he's now a grown-ass adult who recently joined Twitter. This was his first iconic tweet.

Today, he really made himself known by live-tweeting the Oscars, and it was his finest work maybe EVER.

Other than the Emoji Movie, The Post is the best movie about social media this year.

He revealed what he was doing instead of going to the Oscars.

Here's some things I'm doing instead of watching the #oscars 1. Making ramen

Here's some things I'm doing instead of watching the #oscars 2. Play guitar

Here's some things I'm doing instead of watching the #oscars 3. Playing with myself

Here's some things I'm doing instead of watching the #oscars 4. Painting my toenails

Here's some things I'm doing instead of watching the #oscars 5. Toejam & Earl

And he held nothing back when it came to #MeToo.

EXCLUSIVE: I heard Kevin Spacey and Harvey Weinstein were going to come disguised as a very tall man in a long trench coat but they got busted by security. #Oscars

#Oscars90 I heard there was a fourth billboard in that movie but it got cut out:

WOW! Christopher Plummer is ALSO filling all the seats this year! Kevin Spacey lost ALL his jobs!

Casey Affleck couldn't make it cause he was stuck in the 1950s.

James Franco is a disaster. Artists? #CallMeRogen #OrGoldberg #Imnotpicky #Oscars

He went in on this year's nominees.

Favorite babies of the year: Boss Baby Baby driver Lindbergh Baby Gerber Baby #bossbabysdayout #Oscars

Ladybird is my favorite episode of Roseanne since Laurie Metcalf smoked a joint in the bathtub #StashFromThePast #Oscars90

#Oscars PREDICTION: Best Short Film: I firmly believe that Taylor Swift's "Negative Space" will take this one.

#Oscars PREDICTIONS: Best Cinematography: 37 years in film and I'm still not sure what a "cinematography" is.

Actually, the best original score of the year was New England 33 - Philadelphia 41 #Oscars

Academy Award Nominated Actor Timothee Chalamet is a crisis actor

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Water takes the shape of whatever container it is in, this entire movie is horse shit. #Oscars

And best of all, he totally dragged himself. Repeatedly.

I'm bummed this is the FOURTH year in a row I was left out of the In Memoriam #Oscars #NotDeadYet

What CAN'T Jennifer Lawrence do? Return my calls for starters...

Here's hoping he sticks with this whole Twitter thing, because he makes the platform at least 17% less terrible.