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22 Tweets That Prove Jeff Goldblum Is Officially The Internet's New Boyfriend

We have decided to stan forever.

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Do u ever wonder if Jeff Goldblum would like u as a person

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Jeff Goldblum always looks like he'd listen deeply to your sorrows & let you have his most expensive bottle of wine… https://t.co/BxeUCjTCjs

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If it ever turns out that Jeff Goldblum is bad, in any way, I'll never trust or hope again.

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Jeff Goldblum was the highlight of Thor: Ragnarok so here’s one of my favourite Goldblum moments

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It’s so weird for me being actually married to Jeff Goldblum in actual reality and seeing y’all fawn over my literal husband wow

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every single photo of jeff goldblum in his 60s is completely unfair. no one should be allowed to age this well.

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A reboot of SEX AND THE CITY with Jeff Goldblum playing all four characters.

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Jeff Goldblum is somehow even more Jeff Goldblum than you think he is. https://t.co/Mrqh8EsSPD

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some men remain confused about what an apology entails. a good start would be saying, "I am sorry that as a man I am not Jeff Goldblum"

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jeff goldblum as himself is the best part of thor ragnarok

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hi i'm married to these pictures of jeff goldblum now

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You, dumb: Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston are the hottest Ragnarok actors Me, an intellectual: Jeff Goldblum and Cate Blanchett

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I love that collectively as people attracted to men we all decide Jeff Goldblum at 60 crossed the Rubicon into " yes please "

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Good morning. I keep thinking about Jeff Goldblum.

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⚪️ single ⚪️ taken 🔘 in a relationship with this picture of jeff goldblum working a food truck

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which celeb would crush you hardest if you found out they were a total creep? mine is Jeff Goldblum. a big part of me needs Jeff to be Good

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once again when will Jeff Goldblum and Taika Waititi save the world and become history’s best power couple

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Jeff Goldblum should be the flavour of the month every single month

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Petition to get Jeff Goldblum to play both the new James Bond and the new James Bond villain

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i am tired of all of The Celebrities except for jeff goldblum i am not tired of him.

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Just when you think Jeff Goldblum couldn’t be cooler...Life Finds a Way #ThorRagnarok

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