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    Posted on 18 Oct 2017

    24 Hilarious Tweets About Tonight's "The Bachelorette"

    "Blake now quoting 'Top 100 Things All Fuckboys Assume Women Want To Hear: Volume 1', verbatim."

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    "This guy wants to share every single feeling he has with you" Holy shit the EHarmony guy just OWNED Jarrod. #BacheloretteAU

    2.

    Come on Jarrod, you got this. #BacheloretteAU

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    James being eliminated in round 1 has just destroyed eHarmony's credibility on national television. #BacheloretteAU

    5.

    'I adore James but he's v serious and structured.' GIRL GET YOU A MAN WHO IS SERIOUS BUT *WILL ALSO SING IN PUBLIC FOR YOU* #BacheloretteAU

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    "Paula Abdul has always said opposites attract!" Sophie, I could not love you more. #BacheloretteAU

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    "My strength is taking clothes off" -Blake #bacheloretteAU

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    Stu can't wait for the home visit: "so yeah, here's my yacht, there's my mansion, that's my golden toilet" #BacheloretteAU

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    “What would you do with 100 million Stu?” “Throw it on the pile I suppose.” #TheBacheloretteAU #BacheloretteAU

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    Literally the #BacheloretteAU has devolved into an adult version of Play School

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    This goat is me whenever Jarrod talks #BacheloretteAU

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    I think Jarrod might have sent a spy... #bacheloretteAU

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    #BacheloretteAU these spot the difference games are getting harder and harder

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    Tbh Blake seems like the kinda guy who thinks the female orgasm is a myth #BacheloretteAU

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    Blake now quoting 'Top 100 Things All Fuckboys Assume Women Want To Hear' - Volume 1, verbatim. #BacheloretteAU

    16.

    Blake is every guy in high school who mocked you until years later when he hits on you in a pub #bacheloretteAU

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    ANYWAY HERE'S CONTRACTUAL OBLIGATION WONDERWALL #BacheloretteAU

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    Has Sophie just spent this whole show shading Benji Madden? Yes. #BacheloretteAU

    19.

    Cute how the other boys all cuddle up to Jarrod. #BacheloretteAU

    20.

    Australia to Sophie after she didn’t give James a rose #BacheloretteAU

    21.

    JAMES, ON BEHALF OF EVERY WOMAN IN AUSTRALIA, I WILL DATE YOU #thebacheloretteau #BacheloretteAU

    22.

    The most pure love I've ever seen on this show #BacheloretteAU

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    The embrace btw James and Apollo #BacheloretteAU

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    James if it’s any consolation 90% of my timeline will root you. #BacheloretteAU

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