18 Funny Tweets About "The Bachelor" Episode 7

    "Matty and Laura kiss like two pythons swallowing the same goat."

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    Every single date on #TheBachelorAU

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    matty could be shovelling shit and i'd still be like... wow... #TheBachelorAU

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    Just waiting around. Just casually. #TheBachelorAU

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    Tfw you get a single date with your boyfriend's sister before you ever get a date with your boyfriend #TheBachelorAU

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    Me, watching Matty's date with Alix #TheBachelorAU

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    I've seen more chemistry in a sponge cake. #TheBachelorAU

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    Matty J is being reminded of how many other girls he's dating #TheBachelorAU

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    If someone took me on a date where they expected me to take care of children while they spectated... #TheBachelorAU

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    My fave part of how Matty judges parenting potential is that he the father watches on while women do all the work #TheBachelorAU

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    These volcanos represent Matty home alone in bed after each single date... #TheBachelorAU

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    You grew up country? You grew up in Wollongong ya gronk #TheBachelorAU

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    Sorry but if someone took me on a date to Penrith in the rain I'd be kind of like #TheBachelorAU

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    Me everytime Elise is shown #TheBachelorAU

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    Matty and Laura kiss like two pythons swallowing the same goat. #TheBachelorAU

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    Weird amount of 'slut shaming' for a show about a guy dating his way through 22 women. #TheBachelorAU

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    my fave part of this is watching jen's dark power grow as she absorbs the energy from the conflict surrounding her #TheBachelorAU

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    All of them simultaneously throwing each other 'under the bus' #TheBachelorAU

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    So much shame for the stripper but no shaming of Matty's terrible tattoo choices. #thebachelorau